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This isn’t just a t-shirt.
This is a statement of confidence, poor decision-making, and excellent cotton.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee delivers a clean, structured look that holds its shape whether you’re layering up for streetwear, flexing questionable fashion sense, or posing like you just wrestled winter, wildlife, and common sense—and won.
It sits sharp on the shoulders, keeps its edges crisp, and pairs perfectly with chains, jackets, or absolutely unearned confidence. Extra trendy? Yes. Practical? Surprisingly. Conversation starter? Unfortunately, yes.
Features that slap harder than your fashion critics:
100% cotton comfort (because suffering should be optional)
Sport Grey, Ash Grey, and Heather blends for people who enjoy variety
Medium-weight fabric that says “premium” without saying “laundry anxiety”
Tubular construction so it doesn’t twist like your life decisions
Taped neck and shoulders for durability under pressure (emotional or otherwise)
Double-stitched hems because this tee refuses to fall apart before you do
Disclaimers (aka the fine print nobody reads):
White may appear slightly off-white, because perfection is a myth.
Natural color includes dark speckles, which is just the fabric showing personality.
Put it on.
Stand out.
Confuse everyone.
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$20.00
This is a statement of confidence, poor decision-making, and excellent cotton.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee delivers a clean, structured look that holds its shape whether you’re layering up for streetwear, flexing questionable fashion sense, or posing like you just wrestled winter, wildlife, and common sense—and won.
It sits sharp on the shoulders, keeps its edges crisp, and pairs perfectly with chains, jackets, or absolutely unearned confidence. Extra trendy? Yes. Practical? Surprisingly. Conversation starter? Unfortunately, yes.
Features that slap harder than your fashion critics:
100% cotton comfort (because suffering should be optional)
Sport Grey, Ash Grey, and Heather blends for people who enjoy variety
Medium-weight fabric that says “premium” without saying “laundry anxiety”
Tubular construction so it doesn’t twist like your life decisions
Taped neck and shoulders for durability under pressure (emotional or otherwise)
Double-stitched hems because this tee refuses to fall apart before you do
Disclaimers (aka the fine print nobody reads):
White may appear slightly off-white, because perfection is a myth.
Natural color includes dark speckles, which is just the fabric showing personality.
Put it on.
Stand out.
Confuse everyone.