Blue Collared Sponge Shirt

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?" No, but this shirt is the uniform for anyone who has ever stared blankly at their Monday morning shift. It's the perfect fit for a nine-to-five... or a three-hour break at the Krusty Krab.

You've got the meme, now get the perfect canvas. This isn't just a basic tee; it's the 100% cotton unisex classic designed to make your meme look legendary. It sits perfectly, maintains a structured, sharp profile, and instantly elevates any outfit—whether you're hitting the streets or just dominating your couch.

Think of it as the ultimate blend of comfort, quality, and viral-ready fashion.

 The Technical Details (Because Quality Matters):

• Premium Feel: Made with 100% soft cotton that feels great from the first wear.

  • Need a blend? Sport Grey (90% cotton, 10% poly), Ash Grey (99% cotton, 1% poly), and Heather colors (50% cotton, 50% poly) are available.

• Structured Look: This shirt is built to last with open-end yarn, durable tubular fabric, and reinforced double seams on the sleeves and bottom hem.

• Weight Class: A substantial feel at 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²).

Heads Up!

• If you choose White, it leans slightly off-white, not bright white.

• The Natural color may have small dark fabric speckles—totally normal and part of the look!

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